Children's Play Pillows

Stone henge swing.

'No, you can't use the microwave as a tanning booth for your doll.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'You need to play quieter. Pretend your cars are hybirds.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Road Buddies

Warning Coronavirus

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

"Hey, we both know kids who got sucked into the glamor and excitement of kindergarten, played all-out and had no game left for first grade."

"I think our coffee shop is going after an even younger market."

Your Royal Highness...

'The game was called on account of spot!'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'Same address, 20 years later'

'Next!'

"Here's how grownups play make-believe."

'His imaginary playmate got sent to juvie.'

'No, MY dad is the King of the Jungle!'

"She Kim Jong-Un'ed me."

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Switchback Playground.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Haircuts

Bookworm Sleepover

Little league world series of poker.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'