Childlike Play Pillows

"That's Mr. Rogowski. He doesn't have kids to bring to work on bring-your-child-to-work day, so he brought his inner child."

Haircuts

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'How's the water skiing?'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Snowman

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

I love bathtime.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Do that again, but cuter."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Stone henge swing.

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Switchback Playground.