Childplay Pillows

"I'm helping with the dishwashing."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Haircuts

Pirate

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Resourceful toddler

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Peel poker.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Building Blocks.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.