Childplay Gifts

"I'm helping with the dishwashing."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Haircuts

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Pirate

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Resourceful toddler

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Building Blocks.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Jack in the box on strike.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Summer reading for the family.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"