Childlike Play Gifts

Haircuts

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'How's the water skiing?'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

The Perfect Cannonball

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

Snowman

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Summer reading for the family.

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

I love bathtime.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

Stone henge swing.

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Switchback Playground.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

Houdini's infancy.