Child's Play Enthusiast Pillows

'Do you want to play doctor?' 'I can't, you're not insured.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Haircuts

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

A midwife holding a baby

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'How's the water skiing?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"They look so young and helpless."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'