Childhood Play Pillows

"I'm a bird dog."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'Can't you see I'm busy?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

Early Texting

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"Look at the silly grin on his face -- I bet his imaginary playmate is a girl!"

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this stuff.'

Tim noticed that his imaginary friend seemed to be gaining weight.

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this sand.'

'Wendy houses' 'Twister windy house'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Jewish mother in training.

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'When I was a lad we had to make our own entertainment.'

Play Rush Hour

The club

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

'Would you like to learn the secret of extreme swinging?'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Rubber band guns? What were you thinking?!'

Horse riding rocking man.

'Mom, Jason is making negative robocalls about me!'

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Houdini's infancy.

'Hi mum, I'm on the train. . .'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

I dunno, whadda you wanna do offline?

Dog Dreams

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"