Childlike Humor Pillows

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"I'm training him."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

Ig and Igloo

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

"For someone who doesn't have a job, I sure have a lot of bosses."

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

'Oh, I know that broccoli is good for me -- it's just that I don't feel I deserve it.'