Toddler Play Pillows

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Swan Fairy Tales

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

The No No No's

Future garbage truck driver.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Lego Haircut

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Summer reading for the family.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Children's Imagination

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Dollphins

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""