Kid Games Gifts

Snowman in the Freezer.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

Face painting.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Little league world series of poker.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Super Dog'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Funky Facts: Football.