Kids' Games Gifts

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"You've got a really mean streak, not telling him that everyone went home ages ago..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

Packaging Russian Dolls

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Holiday time.

Face painting.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Little league world series of poker.

'Super Dog'

Mixed Doubles.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'How about a game of cards?'