Kids' Games Gifts

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"You've got a really mean streak, not telling him that everyone went home ages ago..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

Packaging Russian Dolls

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Face painting.

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Bookworm Sleepover

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Little league world series of poker.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Super Dog'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'