Kids' Toys Gifts

Toys for Tots

'I had the post-Christmas blahs but you've blown my mind.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

"Google car."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"You left this on our ship."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

That one has all the batteries!

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"That'll be five bucks."

Jr. cloning kit

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Little league world series of poker.

Future garbage truck driver.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Rocking Horse

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"