Toys Gifts

Working from home.

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"I'm Bored."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'The batteries must be dead.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'Rice cakes?! I guess somebody only wants educational toys this year!'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

"We always take one piece out."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Replacement Bus Service

Tower crane operator playing with yo yo.

'The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.'

God bless Mom and Dad. Grant them the power to anticipate my every need and the means to fulfill them.

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Happy Mother's Day

"I want the whole thing gutted."

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

Mother and son loaded with shopping bags from various stores.

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'