Toys Gifts

Working from home.

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

"I'm Bored."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'The batteries must be dead.'

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"We always take one piece out."

Replacement Bus Service

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

God bless Mom and Dad. Grant them the power to anticipate my every need and the means to fulfill them.

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Mother and son loaded with shopping bags from various stores.

"I want the whole thing gutted."

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

"Business is up and down."

Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'

Jim took management through his latest development. He was going after the generation where every child gets a ribbon!!

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Oh it's just what I wanted, how did you know?!!'