Child's Baseball Game T-Shirts

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

High-gravity baseball

'Super Dog'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I AM at my usual position."

Little league world series of poker.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines