Sports Gatherings T-Shirts

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Christmas Tree

Go team!

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The devil you know and his plus one

The prying mantis,

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

celebrating a birth.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A man cheers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Children's Party

Paul goes home for the holidays

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."