Sports Game Outing Gifts

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

Football Fans

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Go team!

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Hi-yah!"

Duck Hunt

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Ice fisher.

Snow Devil

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

The Fast Lane.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

At the market

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Sport Utility Boot.