Attending Games Gifts

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'Look at the foul ball I caught at the baseball game last night.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Sloaney Pony.

Bowled over again!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Football supporters.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"I quit."

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Wilfried Zaha

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Football fans in corona times