Attending Sports Events Gifts

'The fans are heading for the exits! Quick, Hughes! Get out there and start a brawl!'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

Sloaney Pony.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

A day at the races

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

The commentators want to run the officials...

Extra Long-jump

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

Soccer Fans.

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

Five minutes everybody.

The pole bolt

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"Any apologies for absence?"

'They're always moaning that they cant' tell which way my thumb is so I had this made.'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

'When do they swop shirts...'

At the Horse-Show.

Husband and wife at the races.

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

'Diplomacy is skating on thin ice without ending up in deep water.'

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.