Attending Sports Events Pillows

'The fans are heading for the exits! Quick, Hughes! Get out there and start a brawl!'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

Sloaney Pony.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

A day at the races

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

The commentators want to run the officials...

Extra Long-jump

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Five minutes everybody.

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

"Any apologies for absence?"

Soccer Fans.

The pole bolt

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'They're always moaning that they cant' tell which way my thumb is so I had this made.'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

Husband and wife at the races.

At the Horse-Show.

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

'When do they swop shirts...'

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."