Attending Live Sports Events Pillows

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

A man cheers

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Football supporters.

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

A Busy Sports Bar

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'Olympic stadium for sale available 2013.'

Soccer Fans.

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Five minutes everybody.

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

At the Horse-Show.

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'When do they swop shirts...'

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

'This should be interesting.'

Jockey seat.

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

"Sweet Caroline?"