Attending Matches Pillows

The commentators want to run the officials...

Soccer Fans.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

A man cheers

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Football supporters.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'We're in a hurry.'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

The keen cricket fan

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Five minutes everybody.

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Footballer.

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'When do they swop shirts...'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football Applause

'This should be interesting.'

'Dunno - must be the onions!'

'Of course he'll pick you up at the airport, mother. He's got a season ticket so he can go to football any time.'

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

"Sweet Caroline?"

Footballers chasing a ball.

Ghana 1 - Germany 0

Football