Attending A Rugby Match Pillows

'Dunno - must be the onions!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

A man cheers

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love PE.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

The commentators want to run the officials...

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football supporters.

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"You're the sport on my telly"

'We're in a hurry.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Sporting maladies.

The conversion.

'The game was called off on account of rain.'