Attending Matches Gifts

The commentators want to run the officials...

Soccer Fans.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

A man cheers

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Football supporters.

'We're in a hurry.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

The keen cricket fan

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Five minutes everybody.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

Footballer.

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football Applause

'When do they swop shirts...'

'This should be interesting.'

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

'Of course he'll pick you up at the airport, mother. He's got a season ticket so he can go to football any time.'

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

Football

Ghana 1 - Germany 0

Footballers chasing a ball.

"Sweet Caroline?"

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

"We'll swop at half time."