Attending A Sports Event Gifts

A man cheers

Five minutes everybody.

"Sweet Caroline?"

Sloaney Pony.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A day at the races

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Strive to win!

Extra Long-jump

Carlo Ancelotti

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Football supporters.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses