Attending Live Sports Events Gifts

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

350 Feet.

A man cheers

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Football supporters.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

A Busy Sports Bar

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'Olympic stadium for sale available 2013.'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Soccer Fans.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Five minutes everybody.

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

Live soccer today.

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

At the Horse-Show.

'When do they swop shirts...'

'This should be interesting.'

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

Jockey seat.

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'