Attending A Major Sports Event Gifts

'When do they swop shirts...'

Sloaney Pony.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

A day at the races

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

A man cheers

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

The commentators want to run the officials...

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Carlo Ancelotti

Extra Long-jump

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Football supporters.

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses