Attending A Big Event Gifts

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Sloaney Pony.

A day at the races

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

All dressed up and no place to go

'I'll take it!'

How to read the dress code?

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Five minutes everybody.

"Any apologies for absence?"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

"Do you mind if we cut out the small talk?"

Not My Coronation Quiche

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

Purple dress

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"