Attending A Special Event Gifts

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Blue Dress and Feather

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

A man cheers

All dressed up and no place to go

'I'll take it!'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

How to read the dress code?

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Man in a Tuxedo

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

Sabrage

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Five minutes everybody.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Any apologies for absence?"

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

"Do you mind if we cut out the small talk?"

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

Not My Coronation Quiche

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"