Attending A High-society Event Gifts

Purple dress

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

All dressed up and no place to go

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

How to read the dress code?

Champagne at the hunt

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"Any apologies for absence?"

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

"Do you mind if we cut out the small talk?"

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."