High Society Event Gifts

"It must be neat to be so well-bred you don't have to try."

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I detect an accent – money?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Afternoon Tea

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'New money or old money?'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

Wall St. Glitterati

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

Purple dress

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"The trouble is all the men we know are physically perfect."

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"

Sloane Ranger.

The card room at Bath