High Society Event Pillows

"It must be neat to be so well-bred you don't have to try."

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Afternoon Tea

"I detect an accent – money?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'New money or old money?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

Wall St. Glitterati

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

Purple dress

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"The trouble is all the men we know are physically perfect."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

Sloane Ranger.

Ladies' Mile