High Society Satire Pillows

"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"

Sloaney Pony.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Champagne at the hunt

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Afternoon Tea

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'New money or old money?'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

Wall St. Glitterati

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'