Attending A Special Event Pillows

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Blue Dress and Feather

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

A man cheers

'I'll take it!'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

How to read the dress code?

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Man in a Tuxedo

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

Sabrage

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Five minutes everybody.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

"Any apologies for absence?"

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

Peg Party.

"Do you mind if we cut out the small talk?"

Not My Coronation Quiche

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

Purple dress