Attending A Major Sports Event Pillows

'When do they swop shirts...'

Sloaney Pony.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A day at the races

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

A man cheers

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Strive to win!

Extra Long-jump

Football supporters.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'