Participating In A Sports Event Gifts

The pole bolt

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Go team!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A day at the races

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Raheem Sterling

A man cheers

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Here we go again...'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Strive to win!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Extra Long-jump

Carlo Ancelotti

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Iron Man Contest

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Foreigner ready for the hunt

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.