Game Day Attendee Gifts

Steven Gerrard

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bowled over again!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Raheem Sterling

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I quit."

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

The game comes first...

"You're the sport on my telly"

Wilfried Zaha

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Rugby Mad.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'