Game Day Attendee T-Shirts

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I quit."

"You're the sport on my telly"

The game comes first...

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Wilfried Zaha

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Rugby Mad.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'