Sports Day Attendee T-Shirts

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

Bowled over again!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

The best PE teacher in the World.

A man cheers

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Snail Racing

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Luggage Mom

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I quit."

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Wilfried Zaha

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Swimming Champion.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

'We're still crazy then ...'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Football fans in corona times

Sports Day at the Monastery

"Offside? By a fingertip? It's football not handball!"

Five minutes everybody.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'