Team Bonding Event T-Shirts

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Welcome to the Team

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

Teamwork!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Teamwork