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'There's talk of innovation out here. Winds of change are headed your way. Lock your door, pull the shades and hide under your desk.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'They can't work as a team.'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

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"Take my advice. I don't use it anyway."

We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontation verbal interfacing.

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"This is our Head of Transformation and change, Doctor Jekyll."

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

"I already have a co-worker replacement."

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."

9:00 Marketing Presentation. 10:30 Team Building. Sign In. I was a career Army officer before entering the private sector. It was confusing the first time I heard about a corporate retreat.

'I'm Loving the 'Group Hug!''

Okay,here comes the Boss,guys! Look sharp now!'

He likes to make work fun

'Goodbye 'Kiss and Tell'. Hello 'Discuss and lose interest.''

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"This position has become very important to the company."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'