Team Play Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Career Choices

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

HR - Helping Relationships

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

Win - win

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Mohamed Salah

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."