Team Player Wannabe Gifts

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

"It all began in first grade...when I didn't play well with others. . ."

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Win - win

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

HR - Helping Relationships

Belief and Trust.

Mohamed Salah

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

The First Kite

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'