Family Team Gifts

Bently and Son, Inc.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Cry babies.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

The Baby Walker

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Ahhh...'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

My First Camera

Church for sports worshipers.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Impressing dad.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

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