Vice Squad Member Pillows

Tunnel of Love

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"You can do it!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Target practice

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Ladies in pink, thank you.

Meet Mister Printer!

'Do you have to bring your homework home with you?!'

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'