School Squad Member Gifts

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

"You can do it!"

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"You must be doing something wrong ... none of your work has any gold stars on it."

"This way, O' Brien."

"School is loverly this time of year."

Target practice

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

I just can't take it anymore!