Safety Squad Gifts

Pole vault crossing.

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'It says duck!'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Crash Test Dummy Blues

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Fire door.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Unsafe Drain Covers!