Safety Squad Fan Gifts

Bug bomb squad.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Safety Barriers

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

Crash Testing Clown Car.

Job Safety - Lunch.

'So how was work, Honey?'

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'I'll tell you what our problem is. It's always 'do this, dummy,' or 'do that, dummy.''

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Passengers flee a Boeing aircraft.

'You can't wear that on site!....

The life of a crash-test dummy

Why cartoons have sides.

Lockdown Easing

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

Safety wear for the hunted.

'Going anywhere nice?'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 2

Safety dummies parents with child 'And this is our little accident'