Safety First Fans Gifts

"Mmmmm. Gouda."

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Reasonableman

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Rusk Assessment Form

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

Watch Your Step

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Deer Crossing.

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'