Safety First Fans Pillows

"Mmmmm. Gouda."

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Reasonableman

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Rusk Assessment Form

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Deer Crossing.

'Never shoot straight up.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'