Safety Supporters Pillows

Safety dummies parents with child 'And this is our little accident'

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Baby on board.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

On the brink.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Reasonableman

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Careful."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."